Changes the weapon names to match lore or real-world counterparts. You will never survive my deadly Robo-Scorpions, Technological-Terrors and uh... my bigger, more atomic versions of these things, Duct Tape, Cram, and a comic book about a cat burglar, which might be less useful than in 3 if you have the Piercing Strike perk, "The Same Could Be Said Of All Religious Weapons" and "You Don't Belong In This World!". The Think Tank in general. If you recruit Raul early and bring him along for "Come Fly Away With Me" you get a hilarious moment when the Ferals attack them: Even better, his tone after the last part implies that Courier just shot him a dirty look for saying that. Dog: (while eating a Ghost Person, if you have the Wild Wasteland perk) OM NOM NOM. A couple of problem solvers. "if you'll excuse me i have some DEATH to defy". ED-E:
straight out of the Ministry of Silly Walks, https://allthetropes.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout:_New_Vegas/Funny?oldid=211593. Welcome, child of omens. In a similar vein, During Boone's recruitment quest, I talked to. Especially Muggy and The Toaster. Not fucking many! More, if he'd reloaded! Yes Man: Baaad robot! Just voicing my thoughts so they don't burrow out of my skull in a fit of abject despondency. Courier: But the girl is sick. Talk to him and he says, "Hey, man, when in Rome...", The programming for the "casual chats" between characters is a little...iffy. Good. Either way, says much about you. I ended the conversation and a half second later, with comedic timing that can only be called legendary, Veronica comes in from offscreen left and brains the ghoul with a ballistic fist. Courier: What do you know about them? (After being told you pulled someone's grenade pins) See a recent post on Tumblr from @sapphicvalhallas about fallout-new-vegas. This is especially true for failed skill checks (most of all, the intelligence checks). Veronica: Silliest dressed band of raping, slaving marauders you'll see east of California, I'll say that. White or transparent. That's right, one of the ways to make the two men sober up is to get drunk because you're not convincing enough sober. Fallout Network Discord Server /r/falloutlore - The lore of the Fallout series /r/classicfallout - Classic Fallout Games /r/fo3 - Fallout 3 community /r/fnv - Fallout : New Vegas community /r/fo4 - Fallout 4 community /r/fo76 - Fallout 76 community /r/falloutmods - Fallout modding community ", "Initiating crowd appeasal protocol: Howdy folks! Please remember to wash the walking eye! Courier: I have no idea whatsoever. When you look around Camp Guardian you find notes that make it have all the classic signs from a horror movie: Bad radio communications, sounds at night, using explosives and finding caves, shadows in the water and it's too big to be a fish. Paladin: What do you have to say for yourself? Courier: Imagining you in tight leather clothing makes me want to...uh...blow my top? Makes for some hilarious, And other times, he apparently likes to booze it up (even beer is supposedly verboten in the Legion) and stroll around in Sexy Sleepwear (even sillier-looking since the default model for it is the female teddy). One quest for the Followers in Freeside involves talking to two drunks and passing a speech check to get them to sober up. Courier: ...Yeah. When the Think-Tank first encounters the Courier, they mistake the finger and toes for. Thanks. As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world! ED-E: Sawyer's own words on one of the peculiar bugs: The Wild Wasteland adds some hilarious moments to the game. ...I feel really bad right now. Courier: Boy, I...sure would like some drugs. Any way to reduce negative reputation (NCR). Recruiting Cass usually requires high skill checks, but the highest one (Barter 75) has the best pay off in sheer hilarity. Courier: I'm the courier Benny shot. Straus: Are you sure? Fallout New Vegas Memes - 2959 results. There's something inherently funny about how he seems to loathe them yet is so delightfully happy about it. 10 Volare! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Random Drunk: Hey man, could you spare some change? Think-Tank: Look there, on its feet. I just got that same encounter, only it was a bit different. Fallout Name Generator Stumped on what to call yourself in Fallout? Mmm mmm good. I will have to remember to watch out for that one. It must have been a place of worship. I just realised I made a spelling mistake in my charter name and I was wondering if there is a way to edit the name value with console commands? Mr. House: ...Was that an attempt at humor!? "...Wow. Canyon Runner: I think my Latin is better than yours. One of his best lines (paraphrased): We just upload my memory into the mainframe and upgrade the defenses, and then we can take over Las Vegas. You challenge your team's resident, Beating her with 10 Endurance is freaking hilarious as she's bested. Are those...penises? However the way it plays out like a textbook example of such a scene complete with people getting killed mid sentence and during badass boasts makes it quite funny in a dark way. Pushy is a powered-up version of the displacer glove, a melee weapon that effectively has the same body-flinging. Straus: Hey, we can't talk about that here...! That's...not funny...you getting shot in the head. He states his name proudly as "zero, with a slash through it" (to differentiate between the number and the letter O, which Klein called him). Do YOU know what a fish is? Where applicable, weapons were named from the IMFDB. Veronica: Wow, I have not heard that one before. How bad could he be? Let me know if you want more of these videos by liking or subscribing! HOW DARE YOU! Did I just say exploit? Pretty much the entire conversation with your brain. Yes Man: That's fantastic! Muggy: Is the new subject mugs? [SUCCEEDED] Hello sir, please enjoy your stay. Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? After the Courier holds a hand up: NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND-PENISES! In Camp McCarran, you get the opportunity to. What the fuck ya got against us, man!? Made even better with the mental image of. Lately two names I have been using are Ffodus Mwnci and Mwnci Menyw words I got out of my Welsh-English dictionary. Yes Man: Okay, who needs artillery support? While you were out, I spent six hours trying to reach a coffee cup on a shelf. If you attempt this on most medical personnel by targeting them and typing in "getav medicine" you will typically get responses around 50-60, Doc Mitchell himself having a medical level of 64, and Arcade Gannon having a very impressive 99. Well, says No-Bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon on our hands. Courier: Do you record everything that's said around you? I EXPRESSLY TOLD YOU THAT AND DELETED ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY! I fucking invented edible food. He was so pouty when I decided to ban eating people. Random White Glove: I know Benny was murdered, but if you ask me, the real crime was that chequered jacket. Courier (paraprashed): Life's really confusing and stuff, and I don't know what's going on. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them. Sorry, Boss. Lines are assigned to characters by who voices them, not the voice they speak in. Courier: How did you get to be a member? Beatrix: Feed a man for free and he'll be back asking for more. That's a solution. This one is a little hard to find, but if you help the Legion take over the solar power plant, Fantastic will have assimilated and is wearing a Legionnaire's armor. I like the "Eli" name, considering the subliminal references and especially with the new Fallout-esque "The Book Of Eli" film that was recently released. Not only will he not fight back, he will actually compliment you for attacking him... all in his normal happy-go-lucky tone of voice. Fallout New Vegas is well-loved by Fallout fans. I will cast down your Codex and bask in the dying agony of those who hold it dear. See more ideas about fallout game, fallout new vegas, fallout. SHE HATES AND/OR FEARS THE BATTLE CATTLE! Veronica: More sexual favors than I can even count. The ending for Muggy if the Courier fails to find Higgs Village. Feed a man a bullet. Nightkin: Crazy with low prices on wind-brahmin! Well done. No, actually, you're born into it. Tweet. Or pretend you're a ghost. With classic symptoms of uh...VaginaDentata? Late Comic: New Year's Eve Party. When not playing games I come up with all sorts of names, which I instantly forget when it comes time to register my character. History Talk (0) Share. (Beat) Neophyte total posts: 23 since: Oct 2012. Sergio: You want your hair done too? May 25, 2015 - Explore Daniel Burke's board "Alchestbreach" on Pinterest. BTW, RE: Rex/ED-E being randomly attacked: Dr. Borous' lines during the "High School Horror" quest are fantastic. And the note on Vance's gun speculating about the number of people he'd have killed...if he'd ever fired it. "Man, I can't wait to see the look on his face!" The Courier: Mmmmmwhen ah firsmet you, ahmm thought you werem the mmmbiggestmm mmbitch in the world. He is sent by Joshua Graham to greet the Courier upon entering Zion. I know that's not true, because you still have a head! Where's that touch of Old World class? Why would you do something like that? Luckily, Orris never seems to notice. Good. "Citizens of Utobitha should not be seen running like scared little humans!" Well, I guess I should test it out first... Once you tell James Garrett about his new acquisition, he becomes rather... enthusiastic about the "possibilities". You are given the "G.I. Courier: I killed Jeannie May. Well, I'd better be careful what I saw to you, huh? In case you haven't noticed, Gloria Van Graff is bald. Yes Man: Hahaha! For instance, go to the New Vegas Medical Clinic. The changes are based on exhaustive Google Image searches basing parameters on both the look of the weapon and its caliber. Courier: I'm serious. Random Drunk: Is there anything more beautiful than a busty brahmin riding a caravaneer off into the sunset? Like 6148. His name wasn't on the pictures and posters, just "The King". Corporal Farber's first line is about mistaking the Courier for a phoney NCR health inspector who swindled him out of some caps. Crazy helicopters. If you've done plenty of NCR supportive quests before going to first talk with Caesar, when you finally do get around to it, he'll sound angry and will demand to know why after doing so much to help the enemy, you've dared to come to speak to him. Boom! The names Shaun, Shawn, Siôn or other variations thereof are strangely absent from this list; especially considering the name of the in-game infant. I really shouldn't have taken so much pride in how I set that up, huh? The Courier: ICE CREAM! ", "Howdy-do folks, I'm Sheriff Meyers. OBJECTIVE: Talk to the idiot wearing sunglasses. Of particular note is when you get them to leave the Mojave: Try attacking him. Not to mention when 0 accuses him of plagiarizing from the Chinese--. Especially the ones showing his traumatic memories of Richie Marcus. Ohhh... Courier: If by groodalicious you mean dead! IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM INTO ANYTHING, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS! Discover more posts about fallout-new-vegas. Fallout New Vegas Logic. Yes Man, throw the General off Hoover Dam. Boone: We're coming up on Nelson. For details, please see the respective articles. Not when YOU do it! Your Brain: Are you... Are you coming on to me?! Gee, thanks for blowing my cover! Courier: She missed my wake-up call. He also makes strong sexual advances on the Courier, and if not accepting them this limits how far you can explore Zion". Daniel: I'm sure your caps are fine, but we just don't have the supplies. When you investigate you find that they opened up a BIG Lakelurk nest and all but one person survived. You will have to leave now. This effect works with several weapons, but the unique weapon "Pushy" sometimes has its moments. However, while you are in Vault 76, you will need to name your brand new character. Paladin : No! Instead of providing a [SUCCEEDED] or [FAILED], it answers his nonsense with [?] If you turn on Archimedes and kill the NCR soldiers and have Arcade with you, he reads you the riot act and storms away. This time set in Las Vegas, in the Mojave desert, it’s a bleak and gripping game with plenty of memorable characters, locations, enemies, and weapons. You don't happen to be seventeen, do you? Jul 18, 2017 - joshua graham best badass of fallout new vegas and ulysses - #135206664 added by eatcawk at Graham How did you do that? Bot: Third floor is for executives only. Big... flying machines, right? Look at how shiny they are! The following exchange takes place: Arcade drops plenty of hints that he'd like to follow the Courier wherever he/she's going. Veronica will also make a joke about House only having one female Securitron. Convincing Canyon Runner to sell the slaves at lower price, Failing to convince Sarah to buy non-Vault suits (and trying to convince her to sell leather armour). Benny: The cleaners will knock twice. Courier: [Confirmed Bachelor] You too tense. Yes Man: We can use the chip to bypass the system and exploit it! I am still tired from it. He doesn't have his own meelee weapon, so instead he uses... Help Mick secure a guns deal with the Omertas, and he'll upgrade your Pip-Boy 3000 to.... Doc Mitchell's reaction when the Courier associates "mother" with ". Just know that. Paladin: No, I don't wear it on - enough! Complete with "Whoooooooooh". Challenging! This page lists all named characters in Fallout: New Vegas. In Nipton, you can meet a crippled Powder Ganger named Boxcars who survived the Legion's assault. NCR General Oliver: (threats about NCR returning to destroy New Vegas) When I finally got it down, I was so happy, I cried. IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF... SKY-GOD! If you have negative reputation with the Powder Gangers (and you likely will) he'll be less than thrilled to see you. Fallout New Vegas is Obsidian’s 2010 interpretation of the vast nuclear wasteland of the Fallout universe. ... wait, that didn't come out right. This is the pre-recorded voice of your pre-recorded principal! Phillipe: I am the god of neo-Brahmin cuisine! No, get away from me, you goddamn TV on wheels! At Nellis, talking to one of the Boomers about food: Even better is the failed speech check at Mojave Outpost when trying to get Meyers pardoned by the NCR: Trying to get the White Glove Society to fess up about a kidnapping: Trying to convince Mr. House to pay you extra for the delivery of the Platinum Chip: Failing to convince drug-runner Jack to make beneficial chems: When attempting to set a couple of Freeside addicts back on the straight-and- narrow, but lacking the scientific knowledge to know what the hell you're talking about: Trying to get a shady character to offer to sell you Jet: Showing a Legionnaire how to disarm mines. Blk_Mage_Ctype posted...Bishop (Male) Yugi (Female)---I imagine Bethesda's Quality Testing Department a big, dusty room filled with cobwebs, and a chimp wearing a Fez banging on the keyboard of a single computer... Yugi, eh? I got a super rare, uh...Mojave snowglobe! Tell me all your secrets? Straus: Alright, convulsions should stop after 8 to 12 weeks! Fallout 2 Guide. This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by two giant fuckbots. Dr. Usanagi will introduce herself to you and says she sells implants. And the name should be unique of course, yet memorable. White Bird: Hola, outsider. I need someone smart to help me do...things. Another funny moment during character creation is when the good doctor shows you a couple of pictures and asks you what they look like. Unless your speech is too low, in which case getting drunk might boost your skill enough to pass their checks. The entire schtick of The Kings in Freeside. White Bird: Here, take. Many of the failed skill/attribute checks. Not the good guys, that's for sure! Oh my god, you're all cannibals! Sparking and hissing, the Toaster swore its enemies would rue the day when they had bread - and no way to toast it. Courier: Nice helmet. Courier: The secret is to pick them up REALLY carefully! And he gives you a discount! Or for those of us with Terrifying Presence, watch the BOS Paladins who've been treating you like pricks for the entire quest suddenly turn in to, Followed by Veronica with "Uh, you were kidding just now when you said that thing about the Codex...right?". Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Courier: Raise your price or... or, uh... you're "chip outta luck." They were not kidding. In Honest Hearts, when you get the unique Yao Guai Gauntlet after tripping out on datura: Another one from White Bird, if you happen to have. If you approach the pen, a Nightkin uncloaks and starts off on a rather interesting sales pitch. (INT check passed) I know what a fish is. It was something of a one in a million event but This Troper once accidentally made a ghoul in Freeside turn hostile by making fun of his face. One of the dialogue choices when encountering the NCR soldiers guarding the approach to Esteban Morales' body is a classic: Any time you initiate combat with ED-E as one of your followers, a tinny burst of Western music plays. Courier: What, you mean the tumbleweeds? They're tiny little machines I can put inside you that can make you stronger, faster, or smarter. After Yes-Man happily tells of how he successfully calculated the best way for Benny to kill the Courier and grab the chip, you can tell him: If you tell Yes Man that you got a faction to side with either the NCR or the Legion instead of him: And then there's this conversation option if you side with him: His description of the Great Khans. As you follow him down the road, pretending not to work for the Kings, one of the Kings promptly runs up to you and happily announces you're in good standing with the Kings and gives you free stuff. Generate a name to play RPGs with. Yes Man: Maybe they'll get eaten by giant scorpions! Centuries after the great war, and that sign is still 100% accurate!!! Fallout: New Vegas/Funny < Fallout: New Vegas. (tearfully) You'll always feel empty! Courier: It was all her idea. Let us help you! The start of the DLC Honest Heart is meant to be dramatic with the caravan you traveled with being massacred in front of your eyes. Pretty much everything he says, especially the part about the chupacabra. You won't hear from him again. One of the endings to Old World Blues has this, if you finish with good karma: The Courier has this to say of the Big MT. © 2021 GAMESPOT, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. Now the negatives, the enemies are SUPER perceptive. Until then, a workaround is to remove food/water items from Rex/ED-E before hungry, hungry sandboxing folks get near those dudes. Fallout 76 is the first online game in the franchise and there is an encouragement for players to use a name for their character. I don't know what "visions of truth" means. EAT THE SMOOTHSKIN! The fun and funny Fallout: New Vegas - Old World Blues gushes personality and is the game's best add-on yet. Just the imagery of the 'dumb-dumbs' running from a bunch of Legionaries in fear is an amusing thought. The Courier: I love you and your little hat. D&D Beyond Do you know where I could buy some drugs? So I paid you those caps to look the other way for nothing! The Couriers finally, really did it. Courier: What? Hell, pretty much the entire opening conversation with the Think Tank, most especially how they "charge" the sonic emitter. And now this. Do I still get my discount? No. Courier: On second thought, I'll tough it out. That's what we are. Courier: [Ladykiller] Wait, Montana? Random Drunk: Woohoo! ButterDuck. Floor Manager: This is enough. Unique Fallout New Vegas Stickers designed and sold by artists. Thus, the name. Burnt by fire, blind in sight, lost in ire. follow. ninja fish23. I inspect all of the captives myself, and there was no "Dentata". For characters in other Fallout games, please see "Character". Jul 26, 2011 5:49pm. Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru/Characters. Legionnaire: Why don't you go show us, then? Talking to Cliff Briscoe after getting Jeannie May Crawford killed has you say you did it in one of several ways, all equally funny. Try using the console to give a male character female romance perks (or alternatively a female male romance perks). No such privilege for the women though. Find out what your Vegas Name would be with our Vegas Name Generator. I imagine Bethesda's Quality Testing Department a big, dusty room filled with cobwebs, and a chimp wearing a Fez banging on the keyboard of a single computer... Should actually name him MacGuyver, considering he uses a vacuum cleaner in FO3 to make a bazooka of sorts. For Fallout: New Vegas on the PC, a GameFAQs message board topic titled "can the player name be spoken". Make me take my medicine! I can't get over how brave you are to destroy all those Securitrons at the fort! Identify yourself. Cass will state that the bull representing Caesar's Legion is the result of Caesar. Do you like eating? Mug-a-mug, mug-a-mug, mugs mugs GOD, WHY CAN'T I STOP SINGING THIS FUCKING SONG!? Don't eat me! Toaster: A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! Fallout remembered it's true nature and stopped trying to be too serious too often and made a dlc based on insane brains in tanks. No securitrons intervened, but their commanding officer sure did. 7. Fallout 3 and New Vegas Modding Guide. The leader is a. Gaming Moments: Fallout 3. featured 7 years ago. See more ideas about fallout game, fallout, fallout new vegas. This is meant to be, baby! In the middle of Powder Ganger territory. Obsidian has stated they intend Old World Blues to be much more humorous than other DLCs. On the road between Goodsprings and Sloan, there's an extremely ironic pre war sign indicating that "Hitchhikers may be escaped prisoners". Arcade: Stop thinking so much. The Securitrons during a random event in which some scantily-clad women dance in the Ultra-Luxe's fountain outside the casino. If they end up firing their Howitzers at us, we'll ignore that too, until it goes away. ... His name wasn't on the pictures and posters, just "The King". Farber: And I looked it up, there ain't no disease called colorectal implosion syndrome! They blew up the lands West and East of the Mojave... damning them all to Hell. I always name the males Azz,and the females Aze. I'm fuckin' wasted and you're just sitting there. All The Tropes Wiki is a FANDOM Anime Community. Random Drunk: Hey, you gotta keep your bitches in line! Then consider them ignored! ; For an overview of Fallout: New Vegas content, please refer to "Portal:Fallout: New Vegas". Or if you ask her about curing an addiction: One of the Gun Runners Challenges is killing House with a golf club, endearingly titled ", Two other challenges, one requiring you to kill feral ghouls with weapons bearing religious names and the other requiring you to kill abomination-type monsters with a variety of simple melee or explosive weapons, are titled. After the Courier gives him the finger (failed speech check): Great. No. Courier: (paraphrased) How hard can it be? Features: Fully compatible with all mods, including WMX/WME. ED-E: . Oh, you want a cure? In one case, Apprentice Watkins talked with Veronica in a sweet, childlike tone, but then walked over to Taggart and started speaking in a deeper, gruff voice about the NCR. Courier: I'm taking this basket of cakes to my grandmother's house. Or sell to curio trader. Jack: What do you mean helpful? I figured that. That's not aiding the enemy! I know this list is a mile long but trust me all of these mods are extreamly funny. Muggy continued to collect coffee cups until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee cup, and his tiny robotic brain exploded. No. Boxcars: Are you fucking kidding me!? His responses if you do things detrimental to your efforts: Finding FISTO the Sexbot and pretty much everything about it. BAAAAAD ROBOT! Many argue that it is actually the best game in the series due to its many factions, an interesting setting, true roleplaying choices, and of course, its humor.The courier is just one character, but they serve some of the franchise's most hilarious lines. Eye laser, right. Asking O'Hanrahan about why he joined the Army. Courier: No problem! Especially since, thanks to economy of voice acting, he doesn't bat an eye when you declare "I is scientistic.". Pretty much anything Dr. Ada Straus says. It wrinkle your nice face. Fallout: New Vegas. From the epilogue, if you went Independent: Getting past REPCONN HQ's top floor security with. The Toaster continued its psychotic spree, reducing all appliances in range to scrap electronics and spare parts. Oliver: What the hell? I wanna make some toast. The one Follower scientist in HELIOS One is someone you can have low intelligence conversations with. Cass: No one's dick is that fucking long. Kill a bear! Sarah woke up and walked into the hall, stopped to say hi to my companion, then began walking down the hall back to the front desk as my companion turned and watched her go. Now copy SharpColour.ini to the main Fallout New Vegas directory (ie: Steam\steamapps\common\Fallout New Vegas) Once you load the game press the Home button and on the dropdown menu at the top you should see the ini file you … Fantastic: They asked me if I knew anything about theoretical physics. Do you wear it on dates, too? Kimball: Thank you, thank you. New weapons are funny, useful and cool. Normally Arcade sounds very intellectual but in this case he's trying to make himself sound stupid and he doesn't do a good job at all. "Maybe you wanted to drive a race car...". Raul: HEY! She kept quiet about that part. That's just...wrong. That's not a very nice word. I told 'em I have a theoretical degree in physics! All fi- fou- ... ALL OF YOU! Blues" quest because body guard Orris has figured out all of the others the King has sent to investigate him are associated with the gang. I'm going to kill every Legion in there if that's not a problem. I'm of you! Think of the children, man, the children! They blew up the lands West and East of the Mojave... damning them all to Hell. Yeah! The poor guy clearly has some issues when it comes to Dinky the Dinosaur figurines. Tell them to be thorough. Comment 207. Many of The Sink's inhabitants get great lines. Lore names come from the Fallout wiki. It's a word. Vulpes: That was... incredible. Courier: [Cherchez La Femme/Confirmed Bachelor] Come on, you're my brain and I'm your body. If you tie her in the bout, there's a bunch of different options. OBJECTIVE: Find Gloria Van Graff at the Silver Rush in Freeside and. Bot: [SUCCEEDED] Hello sir, please enjoy your stay. A local, reasonably honorable gang which has set up HQ in an Elvis impersonation academy, and EVERY SINGLE ONE is an Elvis Presley impersonator. When out in the wild, your online Gamertag will appear above your name rather than your character name. :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFg0GMCmSFSoOQCwJTu7UAQ NCR soldier in her underwear: Ambassador Crocker can kiss my ass! Dead Money not exactly humor-oriented, but it has its moments: It always cracks me up to see that the best imitation of lorica segmentata that most of the Legion could come up with was, When you win too much money at the Ultra-Luxe casino, you can be a. as he's throwing a. Cass talking about how the NCR is suffering from over extension. And here's the funny part -- my companion was. This list will give players a glimpse of some of the most bonkers quests in Fallout: New Vegas. console command to change my charter name? Ulysses: "The Couriers finally, really did it. No. Paladin: In the name of the Codex, I sentence you to death. Any of Best Friend Tabitha's batshit crazy propaganda speeches on the Black Montain Radio station. Even better than Phillipe's rant is when a player with a high enough medical skill psychoanalyzes him. Phillipe: Take all the recipes. I hate my life. (Concerning shoddy programming involving an NCR NPC who thinks he's at somewhere he isn't.) Last edited by Saturday Morning Lilligant; Jan 6, 2018 @ 11:37pm #11. Be good, or I'll shoot you dead. Generate a name for your clan or team. Random Drunk: There are many great things in life, but peeing is definitely the best. Yes Man: That's it! What happened to the Brotherhood of Steel? 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